Anonymous Thoughts

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Why is a woman in a suit a 'business person' but a man in a dress is a 'transvestite'?	[▲]	[▼]
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?	[▲]	[▼]
If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?	[▲]	[▼]
Why are you 'in' a movie, but your 'on' TV?	[▲]	[▼]
If your named Will and you are in the army, do you get worried when people say fire at will?	[▲]	[▼]
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?	[▲]	[▼]
If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?	[▲]	[▼]
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?	[▲]	[▼]
Why are public toilet seats never complete ovals?	[▲]	[▼]
If people say if you eat dessert before dinner it will ruin your appetite won't eating dinner before dessert ruin your appetite for dessert?	[▲]	[▼]
Why does blow and suck mean the same thing when we describe something being crap?	[▲]	[▼]
If an anarchist group attained political power, would they by principle have to dissolve their own government?	[▲]	[▼]
Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?	[▲]	[▼]
Why do people, such as S.W.A.T or Seals wear the bulletproof vests where you can see them? Wouldn't people aim for their head or crotch?	[▲]	[▼]
Why isn't sour cream really sour?	[▲]	[▼]
Why are there five syllables in the word 'monosyllabic'?	[▲]	[▼]
Does fuzzy logic tickle?	[▲]	[▼]
Why aren't there father-in-law jokes?	[▲]	[▼]
If I raise the volume on my radio, does it use more electricity?	[▲]	[▼]
If you cut off a glow worm's tail would it be delighted?	[▲]	[▼]
Why do people order double cheese burgers, large fries and then a diet coke?	[▲]	[▼]
If a tin whistle is made out of tin (and it is), then what, exactly, is a fog horn made out of?	[▲]	[▼]
Why are hemorrhoids called hemorrhoids instead of asteroids?	[▲]	[▼]
Why does a pizza get to the house faster than an ambulance?	[▲]	[▼]
Have you ever seen the headline, "Psychic Wins Lottery"?	[▲]	[▼]
Has an artic truck ever been to the Artic?	[▲]	[▼]
Christmas is unique. What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks?	[▲]	[▼]
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?	[▲]	[▼]
On a hamburger bun, why is the top bun always bigger than the bottom one?	[▲]	[▼]
Can angels eat devils food cake?	[▲]	[▼]

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