Thought for the Day Archive

Here is where you can see the 'Thought for the Day' for previous days.

Date	Thought	Rate
23/02/2012	Today I was told I was a hypocondriac, a whiner, self centered, selfish, and a douche bag, all at once. I'm a girl and it really upset me... but I don't really know what to make of it. (bann)	[▲]	[▼]
22/02/2012	Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance. (Dave Berry)	[▲]	[▼]
21/02/2012	For happiness, one needs security, but joy can spring like a flower even from the cliffs of despair. (Anne Morrow Lindbergh)	[▲]	[▼]
20/02/2012	Why do airlines call flights 'nonstop'? (Anonymous)	[▲]	[▼]
19/02/2012	What's the difference between a wise man and a wise guy? (Anonymous)	[▲]	[▼]
18/02/2012	If knees were backwards, what would chairs look like? (Anonymous)	[▲]	[▼]
17/02/2012	Is sign language the same in languages other than English? (Anonymous)	[▲]	[▼]
16/02/2012	Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it? (Anonymous)	[▲]	[▼]
15/02/2012	Why do old men have hair in their ears? (Anonymous)	[▲]	[▼]
04/05/2011	How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign? (Anonymous)	[▲]	[▼]
03/05/2011	How does a shelf salesman keep his store from looking empty? (Anonymous)	[▲]	[▼]
02/05/2011	Does the Postmaster General need a stamp of approval? (Anonymous)	[▲]	[▼]
01/05/2011	Can I get arrested for running into a Fire House / Station yelling Movie! Movie!? (Anonymous)	[▲]	[▼]
30/04/2011	How can military troops be deployed if they have never been ployed to begin with? (Anonymous)	[▲]	[▼]
29/04/2011	Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? (Anonymous)	[▲]	[▼]
28/04/2011	If you dig a tunnel straight through the earth, will you come out with your feet first? (Anonymous)	[▲]	[▼]
27/04/2011	Why do banks not give out samples? (headelhf)	[▲]	[▼]
26/04/2011	If you were to kill a mime would you be charged with murder or mutiny? (Adam Brookhart)	[▲]	[▼]
25/04/2011	If you take an oriental person and spin him around a few times, does he become disoriented? (Anonymous)	[▲]	[▼]
24/04/2011	How come we never hear about gruntled employees? (Anonymous)	[▲]	[▼]
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