Thought for the Day Archive

Here is where you can see the 'Thought for the Day' for previous days.

Date	Thought	Rate
14/04/2012	If you have an open mind why don't your brains fall out? (Anonymous)	[▲]	[▼]
13/04/2012	Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse? (Anonymous)	[▲]	[▼]
12/04/2012	Shouldn't it be some things in moderation? (Anonymous)	[▲]	[▼]
11/04/2012	Why are there five syllables in the word 'monosyllabic'? (Anonymous)	[▲]	[▼]
10/04/2012	If a terminator is someone who kills, shouldn't an exterminator be the opposite? (Anonymous)	[▲]	[▼]
09/04/2012	Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to these men? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they delivered the mail? (Anonymous)	[▲]	[▼]
08/04/2012	Why are they called 'stands' when they're made for sitting? (Anonymous)	[▲]	[▼]
07/04/2012	Just what was the "Baby On Board" sign for? Did it help us decide which car not to hit in case of an accident? (Anonymous)	[▲]	[▼]
06/04/2012	Why is 'number' abbreviated as 'no' when there is no 'o' in number? (Anonymous)	[▲]	[▼]
05/04/2012	If soap is used to make you clean, why does it leave a scum? (Anonymous)	[▲]	[▼]
04/04/2012	Why are window cleaners mainly male? (Anonymous)	[▲]	[▼]
03/04/2012	Are zebras black with white stripes, or white with black stripes? (Anonymous)	[▲]	[▼]
02/04/2012	If inert is to be stationary, what is ert? (Anonymous)	[▲]	[▼]
01/04/2012	If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it? (Anonymous)	[▲]	[▼]
31/03/2012	If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you? (Anonymous)	[▲]	[▼]
30/03/2012	Why don't you hear thunder with heat lightning? (Anonymous)	[▲]	[▼]
29/03/2012	Why do people, such as S.W.A.T or Seals wear the bulletproof vests where you can see them? Wouldn't people aim for their head or crotch? (Anonymous)	[▲]	[▼]
28/03/2012	Why are you 'in' a movie, but your 'on' TV? (Anonymous)	[▲]	[▼]
27/03/2012	If you died with braces on would they take them off? (Anonymous)	[▲]	[▼]
26/03/2012	If a bus station is where a bus stops, and a train station is where a train stops, why do I have a work station on my desk? (Anonymous)	[▲]	[▼]
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