Steven Wright Thoughts

This page displays all the thoughts by Steven Wright that have appeared on our website as 'Thought for the Day'.

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Thought	Rate
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.	[▲]	[▼]
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.	[▲]	[▼]
Always drink upstream from the herd.	[▲]	[▼]
If you have a photographic memory, try not to run out of film.	[▲]	[▼]
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.	[▲]	[▼]
Laughter is the ultimate exercise.	[▲]	[▼]
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.	[▲]	[▼]
Spellers of the world, UNTIE!	[▲]	[▼]
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.	[▲]	[▼]