Below are the best thoughts for the day in our database voted by visitors to this website.
| No. | Thought |
| 1. | Can angels eat devils food cake? (Anonymous) |
| 2. | Did you know there is a page 666 in The Bible? (Anonymous) |
| 3. | Clones are people two. (Anonymous) |
| 4. | How much can I get away with and still go to heaven? (Anonymous) |
| 5. | Erm, what does ignorant mean? (Anonymous) |
| 6. | Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift? (Anonymous) |
| 7. | What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free? (Anonymous) |
| 8. | Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit? (Anonymous) |
| 9. | Why is it called a television 'set' when you only get one? (Anonymous) |
| 10. | What came first, the fruit or the color orange? (Anonymous) |
| 11. | Has an artic truck ever been to the Artic? (Anonymous) |
| 12. | Have you ever seen the headline, "Psychic Wins Lottery"? (Anonymous) |
| 13. | If people say if you eat dessert before dinner it will ruin your appetite won't eating dinner before dessert ruin your appetite for dessert? (Anonymous) |
| 14. | When employees at a Pottery get fired, are they worried? (Stevio) |
| 15. | Why is a woman in a suit a 'business person' but a man in a dress is a 'transvestite'? (Anonymous) |
| 16. | Is it OK to use the a.m. radio after noon? (Anonymous) |
| 17. | I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect. (Anonymous) |
| 18. | Do fish ever get thirsty? (Anonymous) |
| 19. | Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag? (Anonymous) |
| 20. | Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? (Anonymous) |
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