Worst Thoughts for the Day

Below are the worst thoughts for the day in our database voted by visitors to this website.

No.	Thought
1.	If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy? (Anonymous)
2.	Success always occurs in private and failure in full view. (Anonymous)
3.	Is the opposite of 'out of whack', 'in whack'? (Anonymous)
4.	I was going to procrastinate, but I put it off. (Anonymous)
5.	Funny how lyrics meaningless to you years ago can have significance now. (Anonymous)
6.	Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase? (Anonymous)
7.	Can I get arrested for running into a Fire House / Station yelling Movie! Movie!? (Anonymous)
8.	Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? (Anonymous)
9.	Why didn't Luke Skywalker tell Darth Vader to turn to the light side of the Force? (Anonymous)
10.	You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight-saving time. (Dave Berry)
11.	If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit? (Anonymous)
12.	Nobody is normal. (Dave Berry)
13.	How do you write zero in Roman numerals? (Anonymous)
14.	If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting? (Anonymous)
15.	If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right? (Anonymous)
16.	Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? (Anonymous)
17.	Nostalgia isn't what it used to be. (Anonymous)
18.	Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why people appear bright until you hear them speak? (Anonymous)
19.	What colour is a chameleon on a mirror? (Anonymous)
20.	What do you mean that two years have passed? (Anonymous)